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((When you aren't brainless, bring in the guards.))

"And now that you know that, you can just start listening to me. I," Tyler said grandly, "should be king of the universe."

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September 2, 2011 at 9:32 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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Israel couldn't help but laugh at Tyler's logic. He looked down at the little boy, smiling widely. "You should. You should be King of the Universe," he said. He looked up suddenly, eyes narrowing.

"Kai, do you see that?"

The Heron turned his head upwards as well, squinting agaisnt the sun. He tensed slightly. "Hawks," he confirmed Israel's thoughts with the single word. The guards were on their way.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 4, 2011 at 9:22 AM Flag Quote & Reply

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((What happens if I make 'Bella have a twin at wherever the hawks are?

Or does that break the universe?))

"I should." Tyler nodded. "I'm glad you understand, Israel." He looked up at the guards, then jumped up and down, waving at them. "HI MR. GUARDS! HIHIHI!" He then stopped jumping and looked at Israel. "Are they nice guards?"

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September 6, 2011 at 3:44 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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((Breaks universe.))

ISrael grabbed Tyler's arm. "I don't know, " He said. "If they assume I"m like my uncle, they won't be peacable."

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 6, 2011 at 6:45 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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((Mmmm. How sad. Whyfore does it break the universe?))

"Oh." Tyler frowned. "Why would anyone assume anyone is like your uncle? Your uncle is horrible, and my mommy says we should assume the best of people, so we shouldn't assume people are like your stupid uncle." He stopped then helpfully added. "That'd be stupid."

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September 6, 2011 at 7:07 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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((I don't remember, so I guess it's okay. ^^))

ISrael smiled slightly. "Because everyone assumes the nature of a people by their leader," he said.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 12, 2011 at 9:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Sage
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((But nows I'm not sure I'm going to do it. Haha.))

"That's dumb. The people should lock the mean leader in a box and throw that box into space, and then hit it with a lightning bolt and get a new leader. 'Cause then they can all be nice, and it's nice to be nice." He looked back up at the guards. "What's takin' them so long? Can't they tell I'm bored down here?"

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September 13, 2011 at 12:27 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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"They're deciding if they should attack or not," Israel said, watching the two guards as they appeared to be discussing something.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 14, 2011 at 8:30 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Tyler waved to the guards again. "HIHIHI! YOU SHOULDN'T BE MEAN!" He yelled. "ATTACKING IS NOT NICE, SO IT'S MEAN, SO YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT! YOU SHOULD COME DOWN THOUGH! WE'RE TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU!" He yelled. He looked back up at Israel. "I helped them with that problem. What other problems do we have?"

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September 14, 2011 at 9:12 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Israel rolled his eyes slightly, watching as the guards came down. "None yet," he said.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 18, 2011 at 4:17 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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"Oh..." Tyler frowned, annoyed that he couldn't 'fix' any other problems. "Maybe they have more problems." He let go of Israel's hand and ran toward the guards. "EXCUSE ME? I NEED TO KNOW YOUR PROBLEMS!"

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September 18, 2011 at 4:24 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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The guards touched down. "Well, the fact that there are Beorc on our lands is one. The fact that there is a Raven is as well," he said. He didn't say anything about Kai or ISabella.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 18, 2011 at 4:55 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Tyler stopped and stuck out his lower lip. "That's not very nice. Israel's not like his uncle. His uncle's a meanie king and a poopie head. I'm not mean either. The only people here who are mean are stupid Charlotte and her brother." He wrinkled his nose. "I don't like them." He turned around and pointed at Isabella, who was carrying Charlotte, and then at Kyle. "I don't like them at all."

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September 19, 2011 at 9:59 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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The guard frowned down at Tyler. "Did you have permission to speak, Beorc?" he asked. He paused a moment, then looked at ISrael, then back to Tyler. "Wait, did you say that his uncle is the King?" he asked.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 20, 2011 at 4:49 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Tyler crossed his arms and turned around, annoyed that the guards would tell him, though not in so many words, to be quiet. "I'm not talking any more, because apparently I'm not allowed to." He pouted.

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September 20, 2011 at 8:15 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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"Argh, Nevermind. Just tell up, talk however much you like," he said.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 24, 2011 at 4:10 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Tyler shook his head. "I'm not talking to anyone until you apologize." He then stopped, intending to carry out his threat, but decided to say one more thing. "Nicely. You have to apologize nicely."

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September 24, 2011 at 4:12 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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The guard growled at him. "Nevermind," he looked up. "You have Herons with you?" he looked at Isabella and Kai.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 24, 2011 at 10:18 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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Tyler marched back to Israel and grabbed his hand. "I don't like these guards. They should go lock themselves in a box forever and ever and ever and ever. Don't you think so?"

Isabella stepped up and nodded at the guard, wondering why in the world he wanted them. "Yes, they do. Unless you think there's something fake about my wings?" As if to prove her point, she shook her wings out, extending every inch of the long, white feathers. ((Or whatever kind of feathers they have. I just assume they're long and white.))

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September 24, 2011 at 10:25 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Hannah
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((You assumed right.))

The Hawk nodded to Isabella. "No, I didn't doubt, I just wondered wether or not you were willingly traveling with Beorc and a Raven," he said.

ISrael hushed Tyler.

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Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Thomas was a doubter, Moses stuttered, Elijah was depressed, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.

God doesn't call the qualified - He qualifies the called!

September 24, 2011 at 10:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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